Wednesday, December 01, 2004

All from the Lioness

Tertia dahling, hope you enjoy these befuck and exceedingly lekker gifts!
For you (and Marko)
1 - Moet & Chandon bottle - rather obvious. Le'haim dahling!
2 - A pack of Portuguese ciggies for when you can finally smoke again
3 - A Rubber Doll for Marko bcs frankly, someone needs to address thepoor bloke's predicament before his balls burst
4 - A stay at Lake Pleasant Health Spa near Knysna so you can rest
5 - These frozen cherry tree simply because it's so pretty
6 and 7 - Two sets of Gabriel Feeding Pads to make feeding theravenous ones and easier task, in Red and Navy (They are FABULOUS, eksĂȘ!)
ED. note - will post these tomorrow as Hello! is giving me trouble now

And now for Kate and Adam:
8, 9 and 10 - Bath Books: so they can become both educated and cleanat the same time, very attractive
11, 12 - Cloth Books: so they can have fun and again, become educated(can't stress this enough), without you having to vacuum or give thema gastric lavage; and they're of animals so they are given an earlyintroduction to Aunt Johnny's world
13 - The entire Paddington book collection bcs I'm crazy abt the bear!

And finally, 14 - The Power of One bcs it's a bloody marvellous bookand you should have read it already, being from ZA and all - so if you have, re-read ad lib; if you haven't *cluck* shame on you!
Loads of love babe!
Johnny (aka Lioness)

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