-40 here in Lala Land

So it's damn cold and I've learned that it's very hard to heat a shopping centre in this kind of weather. The management here at Curlinghood(not it's real name but close) has apparently stopped trying. Seniors are grouping together in the food court to conserve body heat. I can't imagine how that smells.
I'm currently serving customers wearing my winter jacket and flip-top gloves. It doesn't look good because I keep leaving dog hair all over people's pizza.
I have been seen with my entire arms inside the pizza oven, if it didn't melt my clothes and burn my skin I'd crawl right in there.
Actually.......I think I'll do it anyway.