So the "pimple as indicator" system is fully functional. Aunt Flo jumped through the hoop last night. This is a good thing, though, because it means I'm back on a 28 day cycle and that feels more normal to me. I just wish they labeled tampons differently so that people like me would have a better idea of which ones to buy. I don't understand "extra super".
I need a visual indication of how thick the thing is.
I think it should be called the Hoover Dam.
Maybe for those middle days they could be labeled the Rideau River Waterway(the one with all the locks) or the Mississippi(floods it's banks once in a while). Then for the light days they could be called "that crick by yur old house".
Any other suggestions?